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free-parking:

Francis Alÿs, Nightwatch, 2004.

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

haha awwww look at that sneaky little fox baby *w*

urbankoi: Snow Totoro ^^

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 20:34:48 -0500

urbankoi:

Snow Totoro ^^

buzzfeed: This is what happens when a cat attacks a snowball.

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 19:52:03 -0500

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when a cat attacks a snowball.

astrodidact:

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 19:09:05 -0500

astrodidact:

wildheartsscantbebrokenn: zz-zonked: derpydeer: z33r0: So...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 18:26:09 -0500

I know it's a pretty stupid way to hold a fish in a bag, selfies are deceptively difficult to take.

temporary home

Those black things in the bag are snails.

wildheartsscantbebrokenn:

zz-zonked:

derpydeer:

z33r0:

So this past weekend I was at a house party and happened to see the single most miserably neglected fish I have ever seen in my life. The water had an opaque layer of something that looked kind of like grease on top and the single fish inside was listless and shrivelled. It smelled FOUL and the guy hosting the party said that they had noticed the fish being kind of stupid since they had changed the water last time (which must have been like a fucking year ago) by just running the tub into the tank.

Being full of whiskey and compassion(?), I naturally decided that the fish was now mine and reached into that disgusting cesspool with a ziplock bag, took the fish home, cackling to myself because what I was doing was just so weird.

The next day I went out and got a tank, like, I dropped 100$ for a stolen goldfish that cost 4.38$ at PetSmart. I went to a locally owned small pet shop called Paws N’ Jaws and the woman there was super helpful and even gave me some free plants with the tank. Ended up being up til like 2 in the morning with school the next day at 8 setting the stupid thing up, panicking about dechlorinating the water etc etc.

These are his new digs, live plants, snaily companions. He’s perked up A LOT since being moved to an environment that actually has oxygen in the water, and has shown marked improvement in his ability to eat. For the first day or so, his motor skills appeared to be completely fucked up and he had a hard time swimming and eating, he would suck up food and then just spit it right back out. Now he’s having a great time, eating well harassing the snails, trying to eat the plants and zipping around the tank for no apparent reason like a moron, but a happy moron. I really enjoy watching him.. or her.

Admittedly I might have done this even if I had been sober, but I like to think this is proof that not ALL decisions made when drunk are bad ones. I regret nothing.

You are a lovely human being. <3

YOU WENT TO A HOUSE PARTY AND STOLE A GOLDFISH OH MY GOD THAT’S THE BEST DRUNKEN STORY I’VE EVER HEARD

this makes me happy

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Sat, 02 Mar 2013 17:43:34 -0500

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Sat, 02 Mar 2013 17:01:24 -0500

lalalemon: toxicnotebook: Nylon Journal I see I need to buy...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 16:17:33 -0500

lalalemon:

toxicnotebook:

Nylon Journal

I see I need to buy more tights……

shidonii: tastefullyoffensive: [via] We have to lock up our...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 15:35:02 -0500

shidonii:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

We have to lock up our fuzzy duster like that because my cat likes to carry it away and hump it furiously.

lalalemon: creepyyeha: Friday 3/1/2013 Creepyyeha Storenvy...

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 07:43:12 -0500

lalalemon:

creepyyeha:

Friday 3/1/2013

Creepyyeha Storenvy will be having a sale for all the Heart Garters.

All $42 Heart Garters will be $35 from 11am-11pm

Only one day sale!

Ughhhh I wanted to wait til the 9th to buy my second black double strap heart garter but I guess ill be buying it friday……I’m happy yet sad at the same time………no money ;A;

lalalemon: She won’t do anything else. I’ve tried to take her...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 21:17:50 -0500

lalalemon:

She won’t do anything else. I’ve tried to take her outside, she doesn’t like the outdoors so she won’t run around. She doesn’t like cat toys, she doesn’t like catnip. Anything normal that cats like she just doesn’t like. (x)

cute!!!!

lalalemon: odditiesemporium: Taxidermy Mouse...

Fri, 01 Mar 2013 20:34:55 -0500

lalalemon:

odditiesemporium:

Taxidermy Mouse Pendant

$30.00

Buying as soon as the new credit card bill starts on the 9th!!